Guinness World Book of Weirdos
There is a wide world of interesting folks out there and it seems a lot of them want to be in the record books. With that in mind, my son has compiled his top 5 weirdest Guinness World Records. I’ve add the commentary.
- A German man drags a van a distance of 300 feet via two hooks inserted into the skin of his back. Here’s a hypothetical: You’re trying to sell your home and this guy is your neighbor. The real estate agent bring prospective buyers by when this guy is outside, bare-back, hooks protruding from his skin, dragging his van down the driveway. Guess what the buyers will remember about the house tour.
- A Chinese man pulls a car forward more than thirty feet using ropes attached to his lower eyelids. With billions of men on this planet, it’s probably inevitable that a certain subset will enjoy dragging vehicles around via cables connected to their flesh. I say, let’s see how far they go with the hooks attached to their testicles. My guess is not too far.
- A Turkish construction worker squirts milk over nine feet from his eye. I believe his next feat will involve corned beef hash.
- For nearly fifty years a Frenchman has lived on a diet of metal and glass. I don’t know about you, but if I get even a tiny bit of aluminum foil in my mouth it is just ZING right up to my brain.
- An American woman can pop her eyeballs almost half an inch beyond her eye sockets. I wouldn’t recommend showing this off on a first date unless she’s out with the french guy. But in that case, where would they go? Perhaps an electrical supply outlet, where she could pop her eyes out every time he ate a light bulb.
Tags: culture, current events, funny, humor, life
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